All aboard the crazy train! Prepare for lift off, on your marks, get set go! choo choo!
chuggedy chuggedy chugg chugg!
(sound of train wheels rumbling along the tracks)
"next stop, crazy town. please alight here if you're human with wild thoughts."
"i'm James your train driver for today and I have absolutely no idea if we'll get there safely or where we're going"
"we do have some absolutely awful food and beverages on board. some crap tea, crap coffee that's overly priced and then it's mostly sugar or stale sarnies for £3.50. Absolutely nothing is healthy, but what else are you going to buy? Or get drunk with a fat can of cider and numb this journey all away?"
choo choo!
it's extremely pleasant to be back writing absolute nonsense. I am the Chief Nonsense Officer of Crazy Talk Inc. It's so good having time off though you know, highly recommend it. I think I got all a bit serious about writing. BORING.
***I do enjoy writing the newsletter above (which I think I am going to call The Torch btw, what do you think?)***
THE TORCH. yes?
But yes very tiring being a silly old writer taking things stupidly seriously. "Oh life! Oh life! The world is so dark and utterly broken, oh life forsake me!"
Crikey is this all actually in my head?
I have signed up for an acting class which I am really looking forward to.
George is doing really well with Mara, he is a running monk and he is leading us all to presence and acceptance through running.
Sarah is writing some brilliant stuff on LinkedIn.
Yes I was taking it all a bit too seriously, but then again that's why I wrote this one today, because you see it's not about becoming someone, it's just about being present. Honestly how many times do I have to learn that? My identity isn't fixed silly!
Life is just one big crazy train with different destinations.
My head is a colourful can of rainbow beans and I have just opened it up with the can opener and poured the rainbow soup onto the keyboard.
This is the dish. Add salt, pepper, chilli flakes, oregano and jullienne carrot and this is what you get.
No more beans in the tin now.
Empty and happy.
Stay crazy, have missed you anonymous readers of crazy talk.AKA please tell me you read this and I am great. Thanks.
James, CNO @ Crazy INC.
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